Welcome Aboard

This blog is where I'll highlight for you faggots everything I say and do on my other 13,342 blogs, of which the two most important are Moonbat Lookout and Republican Vet.

I first heard the word "moonbat" a couple of days ago, and wasted no time in getting Moonbat Lookout up and running. This blog is where I pretend to be an ever-vigilant super team of six bloggers perched in New York, California, Florida, Pennsylvania, and Ohio. Those states were chosen for my alter-egos simply because of their climate. You may find it odd that the other five bloggers never blog, or that I don't bother changing my grammatical syntax one bit, even when I'm pretending to not be Republican Vet. Well, that's because I'm too busy kicking hippy, liberal leftwing lunatic hippy faggot moonbat ass. I also consistently misuse the word "moonbat;" as verbs, adverbs, adjectives, and prepositional phrases. I'm cool like that. My design is the Sam's Choice to David Horowitz' Pepsi, but make no mistake about it: this is an important blog.

My newest blog is Republican Vet. It's another very important blog, with very important perspectives on why everything I don't like or understand sucks. As a retired USMC Master Sergeant, I have the unique ability to always be right about everything. Suck it.

And remember, if you faggots leave comments that I don't like, I'll change up the wording so that the whole world knows you're gay. I didn't fight a Top Secret shadow war in the jungles of Panama to have to come home and listen to hippy faggot liberals who don't think exactly like me about everything.