Brainstorm

Liberals, faggots, leftists, and liberals all know they're moonbats. Would you like to know what else they are? LONGHORNS.

So I have a new blog dedicated to exposing the truth about lies about the truth of conservatism and rightwing righteousness and gay liberal faggots. Check out Longhorn Lookout, and see for yourself. Do you like my catch phrase? "A point here, a point there....and a shit load of bull in between." Yeah, I came up with that all by myself. That's because I'm a genius and you idiotic idiots and leftwing leftist fags aren't. I'm smarter than all of you, and I have more blogs, and I fought hard in Iraq before I was honorably discharged in order to go home to Tulsa, Oklahoma and tell all you homos like it is.

I also run Don Myers Watch, where I pretend to be Don Myers, yet carefully allowed the name of the writer to remain "Republican Vet." You know Don Myers isn't a Republican, because he's gay because he disagrees with me on certain issues that I should research more thoroughly before hastily blogging about them, and he's not a vet because he's gay. So who else would it be? But shhhh - it's a secret!