They Probably Want to Have Sex With Me, But I'm Not Gay Like Them

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at these gay faggots! They spent a combined 40 hours looking at my blog! One of them, my twin brother, says they have to monitor my website. Monitor for what? What does he think he has to watch out for on my website? What could interest him so much? Yes ladies and gents, Arklahomboy, the Neo-Confederate world-traveler who fancies himself a "social liberal" calls dead people, and then he calls people dead, and he calls my mother, who is a stupid bitch, and then she died, and Agent Sillyboots is fat and dropped out of college, and then my grandmother died and my stupid bitch of a mother who died four years ago went apeshit, and my dad committed adultery, and then I left my wife because she's a stupid bitch, is my twin brother. Oh, but don't scour Arklahomboy and Agent sillyboot's blogs for this top secret information, because they won't admit they know me. But they can't hide these facts. They can't censor me. They're fat and stupid! Just like my family, and everyone I've ever met, and anyone who reads this blog. They make as much sense as when Bill Clinton rode a camel into the White House and had sex with a scud missile!

Trent Lott in '08!