Brainstorm

Liberals, faggots, leftists, and liberals all know they're moonbats. Would you like to know what else they are? LONGHORNS.

So I have a new blog dedicated to exposing the truth about lies about the truth of conservatism and rightwing righteousness and gay liberal faggots. Check out Longhorn Lookout, and see for yourself. Do you like my catch phrase? "A point here, a point there....and a shit load of bull in between." Yeah, I came up with that all by myself. That's because I'm a genius and you idiotic idiots and leftwing leftist fags aren't. I'm smarter than all of you, and I have more blogs, and I fought hard in Iraq before I was honorably discharged in order to go home to Tulsa, Oklahoma and tell all you homos like it is.

I also run Don Myers Watch, where I pretend to be Don Myers, yet carefully allowed the name of the writer to remain "Republican Vet." You know Don Myers isn't a Republican, because he's gay because he disagrees with me on certain issues that I should research more thoroughly before hastily blogging about them, and he's not a vet because he's gay. So who else would it be? But shhhh - it's a secret!

Now It's Official

Acknowledging that I never fooled anyone by pretending to be all the "MBL's" on Moonbat Lookout, I've just decided to "join" that blog as "Republican Vet." Oh, the other 4 or 6 alter egos are staying on, because someone might leave an objective comment, and I might grow enough testicular fortitude to allow said comment to remain, but I'd certainly need "backup" while ignoring all points in any such comments in lieu of dismissing the hypothetical commenter as a gay faggot.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like that would ever happen! I'd just change everything they say, then reply as all 18 "MBL's," and everyone would see how smart I am.

Support the troops!

Check This Out, Faggots

I just spent 5 1/2 hours fucking around on About, and now I'm an expert on mental illness. So all you gays, faggots, homosexuals and queers better take a look at this and see my expert diagnosis of your good pal Don Myers. Only idiotic, illegitimate, insane, illogical, and idiotic idiots would collaborate with him after knowing the truth.

I fought in Iraq!

They Probably Want to Have Sex With Me, But I'm Not Gay Like Them

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at these gay faggots! They spent a combined 40 hours looking at my blog! One of them, my twin brother, says they have to monitor my website. Monitor for what? What does he think he has to watch out for on my website? What could interest him so much? Yes ladies and gents, Arklahomboy, the Neo-Confederate world-traveler who fancies himself a "social liberal" calls dead people, and then he calls people dead, and he calls my mother, who is a stupid bitch, and then she died, and Agent Sillyboots is fat and dropped out of college, and then my grandmother died and my stupid bitch of a mother who died four years ago went apeshit, and my dad committed adultery, and then I left my wife because she's a stupid bitch, is my twin brother. Oh, but don't scour Arklahomboy and Agent sillyboot's blogs for this top secret information, because they won't admit they know me. But they can't hide these facts. They can't censor me. They're fat and stupid! Just like my family, and everyone I've ever met, and anyone who reads this blog. They make as much sense as when Bill Clinton rode a camel into the White House and had sex with a scud missile!

Trent Lott in '08!