Hoopla!

Can you believe it, people are actually reading my site!!!!!LOL!O!L!OOOOLOLOL!OL!!

What kind of insane, immature, irresponsible, ignorant, idiotic, insane idiot would come to my blog? Why only a Fool-of-Franken or a Gorebot, of course. And yes, I made those words up. Double cool-points for me.

Unfortunately, these gay, faggoty homos think they can just come here and say whatever they want in the comments, without me hacking it up, changing the text, or just deleting it altogether. Stupid fucks! Here at Fascist Veteran-wannabe, we toe the party line. And nobody's crashing my party. I didn't singlehandedly raze 18 alQuaida training camps with nothing but my own iron will and gigantic balls of steel to have to come home and listen to people not think exactly like me.

Nuke Iran!

American History Began 20 Years Ago

Ann Coulter is the smartest person alive. Not only is everything she says correct, but she doesn't have to grasp the nuance of history in order to arrive at her conclusions. If a liberal or a moderate does something, it's fucking wrong. But if President George W. Bush does something, it's right on the money. That's because he's a Republican vet like me.

Jesus saves!

Jesus Loves Me This I Know

Not only am I out to make Republicans and veterans look bad, but Christians as well. So listen up all you homos, faggots, queers, liberals, and faggots: SUICIDE IS MURDER

It's in the Bible, so suck a fatty. I didn't kill 300 Afghan warlords with my bare hands to come home and watch people die in a way of their own choosing. This is America, a nation for which I fought bravely, which makes me a veteran and renders my opinion the supreme law of the blogging world, and I got all you leftwing leftist leftcoasters' numbers. My important words will make you all live when you want to die.

I'm Clint FUCKING Davis!