Republican Vet Watch

Happy Me Day!

2005-11-11T22:14:00.000-08:00

Some of you may have not known this about me, but I just happen to be a veteran. In fact if I had a webcam you could watch me vetering live, and just being veteranny in general. But what a day it was! I spent it telling liberals how gay they all are, and reminding them that they aren't allowed to honor veterans such as myself, because gay faggots like them aren't allowed in the military, and they would probably just end up hitting on me anyway. I tend to get that a lot. I wonder why?

W saves!

I'm Back!

2005-11-07T07:19:00.000-08:00

If the world were a fair place, then perhaps we could all do nothing with our lives but play on the internet all day like our silly little fuckboy, Clint Davis. But some of us are required out of country by our employers for weeks on end, and are thus unable to tweak the nose of such a psychologically inferior homophobe.

But he is making progress! He has finally given up trying to convince the world that he has accomplices "looking out" for longhorns and moonbats. Wow, what a waste of time that was! And did everybody see his new template? It's even lamer than his previous 32. Way to go, Clint Davis! Way to be a conservative, and remind the rest of us why we aren't! Maybe I will quit my job in order to keep up with you from now on. What a fulfilling life that must be!

Hoopla!

2005-10-20T14:50:00.000-07:00

Can you believe it, people are actually reading my site!!!!!LOL!O!L!OOOOLOLOL!OL!!

What kind of insane, immature, irresponsible, ignorant, idiotic, insane idiot would come to my blog? Why only a Fool-of-Franken or a Gorebot, of course. And yes, I made those words up. Double cool-points for me.

Unfortunately, these gay, faggoty homos think they can just come here and say whatever they want in the comments, without me hacking it up, changing the text, or just deleting it altogether. Stupid fucks! Here at Fascist Veteran-wannabe, we toe the party line. And nobody's crashing my party. I didn't singlehandedly raze 18 alQuaida training camps with nothing but my own iron will and gigantic balls of steel to have to come home and listen to people not think exactly like me.

Nuke Iran!

American History Began 20 Years Ago

2005-10-08T22:38:00.000-07:00

Ann Coulter is the smartest person alive. Not only is everything she says correct, but she doesn't have to grasp the nuance of history in order to arrive at her conclusions. If a liberal or a moderate does something, it's fucking wrong. But if President George W. Bush does something, it's right on the money. That's because he's a Republican vet like me.

Jesus saves!

Jesus Loves Me This I Know

2005-10-06T18:58:00.001-07:00

Not only am I out to make Republicans and veterans look bad, but Christians as well. So listen up all you homos, faggots, queers, liberals, and faggots: SUICIDE IS MURDER

It's in the Bible, so suck a fatty. I didn't kill 300 Afghan warlords with my bare hands to come home and watch people die in a way of their own choosing. This is America, a nation for which I fought bravely, which makes me a veteran and renders my opinion the supreme law of the blogging world, and I got all you leftwing leftist leftcoasters' numbers. My important words will make you all live when you want to die.

I'm Clint FUCKING Davis!

Brainstorm

2005-09-29T16:24:00.000-07:00

Liberals, faggots, leftists, and liberals all know they're moonbats. Would you like to know what else they are? LONGHORNS.

So I have a new blog dedicated to exposing the truth about lies about the truth of conservatism and rightwing righteousness and gay liberal faggots. Check out Longhorn Lookout, and see for yourself. Do you like my catch phrase? "A point here, a point there....and a shit load of bull in between." Yeah, I came up with that all by myself. That's because I'm a genius and you idiotic idiots and leftwing leftist fags aren't. I'm smarter than all of you, and I have more blogs, and I fought hard in Iraq before I was honorably discharged in order to go home to Tulsa, Oklahoma and tell all you homos like it is.

I also run Don Myers Watch, where I pretend to be Don Myers, yet carefully allowed the name of the writer to remain "Republican Vet." You know Don Myers isn't a Republican, because he's gay because he disagrees with me on certain issues that I should research more thoroughly before hastily blogging about them, and he's not a vet because he's gay. So who else would it be? But shhhh - it's a secret!

Now It's Official

2005-09-24T11:33:00.000-07:00

Acknowledging that I never fooled anyone by pretending to be all the "MBL's" on Moonbat Lookout, I've just decided to "join" that blog as "Republican Vet." Oh, the other 4 or 6 alter egos are staying on, because someone might leave an objective comment, and I might grow enough testicular fortitude to allow said comment to remain, but I'd certainly need "backup" while ignoring all points in any such comments in lieu of dismissing the hypothetical commenter as a gay faggot.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like that would ever happen! I'd just change everything they say, then reply as all 18 "MBL's," and everyone would see how smart I am.

Support the troops!

Check This Out, Faggots

2005-09-23T07:08:00.000-07:00

I just spent 5 1/2 hours fucking around on About, and now I'm an expert on mental illness. So all you gays, faggots, homosexuals and queers better take a look at this and see my expert diagnosis of your good pal Don Myers. Only idiotic, illegitimate, insane, illogical, and idiotic idiots would collaborate with him after knowing the truth.

I fought in Iraq!

They Probably Want to Have Sex With Me, But I'm Not Gay Like Them

2005-09-07T21:39:00.000-07:00

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at these gay faggots! They spent a combined 40 hours looking at my blog! One of them, my twin brother, says they have to monitor my website. Monitor for what? What does he think he has to watch out for on my website? What could interest him so much? Yes ladies and gents, Arklahomboy, the Neo-Confederate world-traveler who fancies himself a "social liberal" calls dead people, and then he calls people dead, and he calls my mother, who is a stupid bitch, and then she died, and Agent Sillyboots is fat and dropped out of college, and then my grandmother died and my stupid bitch of a mother who died four years ago went apeshit, and my dad committed adultery, and then I left my wife because she's a stupid bitch, is my twin brother. Oh, but don't scour Arklahomboy and Agent sillyboot's blogs for this top secret information, because they won't admit they know me. But they can't hide these facts. They can't censor me. They're fat and stupid! Just like my family, and everyone I've ever met, and anyone who reads this blog. They make as much sense as when Bill Clinton rode a camel into the White House and had sex with a scud missile!

Trent Lott in '08!

Welcome Aboard

2005-07-31T19:58:00.000-07:00

This blog is where I'll highlight for you faggots everything I say and do on my other 13,342 blogs, of which the two most important are Moonbat Lookout and Republican Vet.

I first heard the word "moonbat" a couple of days ago, and wasted no time in getting Moonbat Lookout up and running. This blog is where I pretend to be an ever-vigilant super team of six bloggers perched in New York, California, Florida, Pennsylvania, and Ohio. Those states were chosen for my alter-egos simply because of their climate. You may find it odd that the other five bloggers never blog, or that I don't bother changing my grammatical syntax one bit, even when I'm pretending to not be Republican Vet. Well, that's because I'm too busy kicking hippy, liberal leftwing lunatic hippy faggot moonbat ass. I also consistently misuse the word "moonbat;" as verbs, adverbs, adjectives, and prepositional phrases. I'm cool like that. My design is the Sam's Choice to David Horowitz' Pepsi, but make no mistake about it: this is an important blog.

My newest blog is Republican Vet. It's another very important blog, with very important perspectives on why everything I don't like or understand sucks. As a retired USMC Master Sergeant, I have the unique ability to always be right about everything. Suck it.

And remember, if you faggots leave comments that I don't like, I'll change up the wording so that the whole world knows you're gay. I didn't fight a Top Secret shadow war in the jungles of Panama to have to come home and listen to hippy faggot liberals who don't think exactly like me about everything.

Our Purpose

2005-07-31T19:30:00.000-07:00

The purpose of this blog is an attempt to see life through the eyes of the uber-troll, "Republican Vet." From this moment on, all blogging will be done from his point of view.

Enjoy.